Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex !
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex..
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will
Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F**k you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night... (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Old Aged Pension Sex....
* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy your self.
PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own !
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