That's when the fight started (Mayor of Ramadi Heights)

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....

That's when the fight started (Mayor of Ramadi Heights)

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I
bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

That's when the fight started (Mayor of Wiregrass)

A guy was over at his mother-in-law's house watching TV. The mother-in-law walks in the room and asks what's on the TV. Without looking up, the son-in-law replies; "dust." And that's how the fight started...

That's when the fight started (Mayor of Ramadi Heights)

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked,'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober
since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....