The Bathtub Test (mayor of Labyrinthine)

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE??

CHARLIE IS IN ROOM 233 (mayor of Putridville)

Charlie gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'
Charlie replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?
‘I got a hundred dollar bill on my Dick,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.
'Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick?'
'Well, I did it for four reasons”, says Charlie.
One, I like to watch my money grow
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Charlie is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.