Birds Legs Mayor of (Lime in Coconut)

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day.
As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them
with a sack over each bird and only the legs showing.
He sat right on the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible.
The professor announced that the test would be to look at each set of bird legs and give the common name, habitat, genus, species, etc.
The student looked at each set of bird legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset.
He had stayed up all night studying, and now had to identify birds by their legs.
The more he thought about it, the madder he got. Finally, he could stand it no longer.
He went up to the professor's desk and said, "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?"
With that the student threw his test on the professor's desk and walked out the door. The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn't know every student's name, so as the student reached the door the professor called, "Mister, what's your name?"
The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said, "You guess, buddy! You guess!"

Ghost Hick

A visiting professor at a University in Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
He looks around. The students are a motley collection. They don't appear the brightest lot he has lectured to, but he keeps an open mind.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I can see you take this seriously."
"Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
15 students raise their hands.
"Wow.. That's a great response. BUT.. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further..... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. Maybe he was mistaken. Perhaps this is where he should have been undertaking his research rather than in the city.
He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience. "
"The redneck student replies with a nod and a slow grin. He shyly makes his way up to the podium.
The professor waits patiently, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"

Blonde Student (Mayor of Jotown)

A blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learned how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ! That's good, isn't it?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blond?"
"Yes darling, it's because you're blond."
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learned the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me:
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! That's good, isn't it?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blond, mummy?"
"Yes darling it's because you're blond."
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive hooters at her mum. "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?"
Her mother replied "No darling, it's because you're 25.