Harold has been going to the same barber for the past 15 years. He is thinning a bit on top, so to get his moneys worth decides to have a Trim and shave.
Mario, the barber is doing the usual chatter, and mentions he has found a method of giving the best and closest shave possible. Would Harold like to try it?
"Oooh yes" said Harold who always had trouble getting a neat tidy finish.
"Okay then, What you gotta do is slip this here little rubber ball between yo' cheek and yo' teeth. The skin isa tight and I getta lovely smooth shave.
Mario continues to chatter as he gives Harold the closest shave he has ever had.
Harold is so impressed he gives Mario an extra fiver and asks. "That is a really neat trick with the shave, but what if I was to cough and swallow the ball?"
Mario just grinned.. "Thenna you havta bring him back the next day like everyone else.”
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