After her usual checkup, Ethel asked her doctor if she could have a prescription for birth control pills.
"Whaatt..." Stuttered the stunned doctor. "Your husband passed away last year.. And at sevent five years of age, you don't need to be taking birth control pills. Tell me.. What possible reason do you have?".
"I'm sure they would help me sleep." said Ethel
This really got the doctor thinking. Poor Ethel, She must be losing it.
"Now Ethel, Tell me how you think that birth control pills could possibly help you sleep?"
"Well, you see I got really lonely after George passed on, so my grand-daughter came to stay with me. And if I could slip one in her orange juice each morning I am sure I would sleep better at night."
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