Thursday, May 19, 2011

Really with it dad..

Really with it dad..
Bobby parks out front of Susies house and bounces up and knocks on the door.
Bobby is excited as this is his first date with Susie. She is one heck of a good looker and one of the cheerleaders for his team.
Bobby is a pretty cool dude himself, He is wearing his best tight pants and high necked sweater.
Answering the door is Susies dad Harold who invites Bobby in to wait while Susie finishes getting dressed.
Harold asks Bobby where they are going.
Bobby replies politely they are heading out for a soda and may see a movie or go to the dance hall.
Harold smiles, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Bobby doesn't know how to respond to this. He stammers out "pardon?
"Yeah," says Harold, "Susie just loves to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Bobby's eyes lit up. Now he knew where they would be heading for the evening. :0P
A few minutes later, Susie comes downstairs. She looks fantastic in her mini skirt and knee high boots and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Susie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT, DADDY! CAN'T YOU GET WITH IT!! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"

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