Way out back, beyond the black stump live BillyJoe, MaryLou and their three sons, Jed, Otis and BubbaRay. Bubba has a few roos loose in the top paddock, but he's big and strong and good around the farm.
As usual, MaryLou was out of bed first to cook breakfast for the family. Glancing out the window she sees that Angel, their only cow is dead in the paddock. The situation looked hopeless -- how was she going to feed her family now?
Utterly depressed she went to the barn and hung herself.
BillyJoe woke to find no food on the table, and both his wife and cow dead. Unable to cope he went to the barn and shot himself in he head.
Next to emerge was Jed, the eldest son. Horrified to find no breakfast, and discover his parents dead (and the cow!), he decided to drown himself. On the bank of the river he found a beautiful mermaid who said, "I see all. I know the reason for your despair. If you have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and cow to you."
Jed agrees to try, but after three times is overcome by grief and hunger is unable to continue.
The mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next up was Otis. He was upset there was no food so he grabbed some bread and milk and headed out to the barn where he discovered the tradgedy, and he too decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid again said to him, "I see all. I know the reason for your despair. If you have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents, your brother and cow to you."
Otis agrees to try, but after four times is overcome by grief and hunger and is unable to continue.
The mermaid also drowned him in the river.
BubbaRay staggered down to the kitchen and finding the table bare cooked himself a big breakfast and headed outside. As had been the case with the others he figures he may as well end it and heads down to the river finds the mermaid and hears the same story.
BubbaRay replied, "Is that all? Why not ten times in a row?" (She is a good lookin' mermaid!!)
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback.
Then BubbaRay said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in arow?"
"Enough!!" she said "Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health."
Then BubbaRay faltered.. He scratched his head.. He frowned.. He looked at the mermaid.. "Wait a bit..! How do I know that thirty times won't kill you like it did the cow?"
As usual, MaryLou was out of bed first to cook breakfast for the family. Glancing out the window she sees that Angel, their only cow is dead in the paddock. The situation looked hopeless -- how was she going to feed her family now?
Utterly depressed she went to the barn and hung herself.
BillyJoe woke to find no food on the table, and both his wife and cow dead. Unable to cope he went to the barn and shot himself in he head.
Next to emerge was Jed, the eldest son. Horrified to find no breakfast, and discover his parents dead (and the cow!), he decided to drown himself. On the bank of the river he found a beautiful mermaid who said, "I see all. I know the reason for your despair. If you have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and cow to you."
Jed agrees to try, but after three times is overcome by grief and hunger is unable to continue.
The mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next up was Otis. He was upset there was no food so he grabbed some bread and milk and headed out to the barn where he discovered the tradgedy, and he too decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid again said to him, "I see all. I know the reason for your despair. If you have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents, your brother and cow to you."
Otis agrees to try, but after four times is overcome by grief and hunger and is unable to continue.
The mermaid also drowned him in the river.
BubbaRay staggered down to the kitchen and finding the table bare cooked himself a big breakfast and headed outside. As had been the case with the others he figures he may as well end it and heads down to the river finds the mermaid and hears the same story.
BubbaRay replied, "Is that all? Why not ten times in a row?" (She is a good lookin' mermaid!!)
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback.
Then BubbaRay said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in arow?"
"Enough!!" she said "Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health."
Then BubbaRay faltered.. He scratched his head.. He frowned.. He looked at the mermaid.. "Wait a bit..! How do I know that thirty times won't kill you like it did the cow?"
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