ITALIAN MEN

Betty is seated comfortably on the bus when two Italian men get on and sit together in the seat directly behind her.
They are talking animatedly and Betty does her best to ignore them. Their voices get louder and more insistant.
Betty is then shocked to hear.... "Emma, She come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I coma one lasta time."
This is too much for Betty to ignore. She turns to them "You foul-mouthed swine, In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down there lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sex huh? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi.'