Betty has been feeling rather sinful of late and decides she needs to go to confession to clear the air.
She hesitantly goes into the confessional and says the usual, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Father Joseph responds... "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
Betty lowers her head and whispers... "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
Hmmmm, replies Father Joseph, "Return to your home immediately, Squeeze the juice of 7 lemons into a glass. Then drink the liquid until the glass is emptied."
Betty was not expecting this unusual response.. , "Thank you father.. Will this drink cleanse me of my sins?"
Father Joseph..., "No, but it will wipe that smile off your face."
She hesitantly goes into the confessional and says the usual, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Father Joseph responds... "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
Betty lowers her head and whispers... "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
Hmmmm, replies Father Joseph, "Return to your home immediately, Squeeze the juice of 7 lemons into a glass. Then drink the liquid until the glass is emptied."
Betty was not expecting this unusual response.. , "Thank you father.. Will this drink cleanse me of my sins?"
Father Joseph..., "No, but it will wipe that smile off your face."
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