Sister Agatha and Sister Martha are heading back to the nunnery after doing the grocery shopping. As the walk along the busy street they pass a pub advertising a super special. 50% off a six pack of the beer of their choice.
Sr Agatha asked Sr Martha if she would like to add a six pack to the already heavy load of groceries the had. asked the other if she would like a beer.
Sr Martha agreed it would be very nice on such a hot day to sit down and relax when they got home... But added she was not at all comfortable with entering such a place and purchasing alchohol..
Sr Agatha smiled and said she was happy to do the buying. She had a sure fire answer for any q's that may arise..
She walked straight in, selected a six pack from the refridgerator and took it to the cashier.
The cashier gave the nuns a surprised look and a raised eyebrow.
Sr Agatha just smiled and said, "We use it for washing our hair. It keeps it so soft and shiny."
Not missing a beat, the young lad behind the cash register reached under the counter and slid a package of pretzel sticks in with the beer.
"Cheers Sisters....The curlers are on me."
Sr Agatha asked Sr Martha if she would like to add a six pack to the already heavy load of groceries the had. asked the other if she would like a beer.
Sr Martha agreed it would be very nice on such a hot day to sit down and relax when they got home... But added she was not at all comfortable with entering such a place and purchasing alchohol..
Sr Agatha smiled and said she was happy to do the buying. She had a sure fire answer for any q's that may arise..
She walked straight in, selected a six pack from the refridgerator and took it to the cashier.
The cashier gave the nuns a surprised look and a raised eyebrow.
Sr Agatha just smiled and said, "We use it for washing our hair. It keeps it so soft and shiny."
Not missing a beat, the young lad behind the cash register reached under the counter and slid a package of pretzel sticks in with the beer.
"Cheers Sisters....The curlers are on me."
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