Alligator shoes

A sexy young blonde babe was enjoying her vacation in Deep Louisiana.
She had seen everything, gone everywhere.
There was just one thing left she needed to do.
She wanted a pair of alligator shoes in the worst way.
And they had to be the real thing.
No imitations for this girl... But she was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
She tried the cute trick, but the local sellers were immune to it.
She tried to haggle, but found they had a no haggle policy.
She even tried begging, That just got the knees of her $100.00 jeans dirty.

This blonde was used to getting her own way,
It worked up North in the big cities.
But these "hicks" just wouldn't play the game.
Last try, Make them feel sorry for her...
"Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest.
Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"