This is just a collection of jokes. Some I remember from years gone by, Some have been emailed to me, Some recently placed on my Metro Wall. I decided to create the BLOG after my wall was washed clean by the "Graffiti Police". I will try to keep it updated with new additions daily. Plus any that are supplied to me by other Metro players. ** SOME MAY BE A LITTLE "RUDE". YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED**
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Three Italian nuns
A terrible car accident takes the lives of three Italian nuns die and go all approach the Pearly Gates together.
At the Gates, St. Peter is waiting.
He greet them warmly and says, "Sisters, While you were on Earth you led such exemplary lives that God is granting you an extra six months of life.
That is six months on earth and be anyone you choose."
The first nun makes up her mind quickly , "I want to be Sophia Loren."
*Poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna"
*Poof* she disappears.
The last, more thoughtfully asks, "I would like to have my six months as Sarah Pipalini.."
St. Peter has never heard of this person (and St Peter knows every name). "Who?" he asks.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter .
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says, "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
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