This is just a collection of jokes. Some I remember from years gone by, Some have been emailed to me, Some recently placed on my Metro Wall. I decided to create the BLOG after my wall was washed clean by the "Graffiti Police". I will try to keep it updated with new additions daily. Plus any that are supplied to me by other Metro players. ** SOME MAY BE A LITTLE "RUDE". YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED**
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Sam and Becky
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
Sam says to her, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know.
Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan?
Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Becky, you did that for me!
I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me.
So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you?
Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it!
Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life.
I couldn't have a more wonderful wife.
To do such a thing, you must really love me darling.
I couldn't be more moved.
So, all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"
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