English, Irish, Scotts. (mayor of Angelshood)

There's an Englishman an Irishman and a scottsman all in a hot air balloon.
The scottsman dropped a one pound coin and goes down after it.
When he gets there he finds a boy crying.
He asks, "Why Are You Crying?" and
The boy replies, "Because A One Pound Coin Hit Me On The Head."
The Irishman then drops a two pound coin and goes down after it.
When he does he sees a little girl crying.
He says,"Why Are You Crying?" and
The girl says, Because A Two Pound Coin Hit Me On The Head.
The English man dropped a bomb and he goes down after it, but, this time, he finds a boy LAUGHING.
he asks, "What happened, Why Are You Laughing?" and
the boy replies, "My Daddy Farted And The House Behind Him Blew Up!!"