A man was having problems with premature ejaculation.
He decided to go to the doctor.
He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
In response, the doctor said,
"When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.
All excited to try the doc's advice, he ran home to his wife.
At home, he found his wife naked in bed waiting for him.
As they began, the man felt the sudden urge to climax--so he fired the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor.
"How did it go?" asked the doctor.
The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
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