Bill Clinton dies and, as can be expected is sent to Hell
He is warmly greeted by the Devil who offers him the choice of three tortures for the rest of eternity.
They reach the first room where Bill is shown a writhing body hanging from the ceiling. A bonfire is burning below being tended by playful imps.
"Uurghh " says Bill. " I don't think so"
The next room has a man chained to a bench with more imps brandishing hot irons and whips.
"Nooooh." says Bill. "Not my scene"
The next room has a naked man chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees in front of him. "Hmmm, That's more like it. I'll take this one."
The Devil smiles, "Good. Hey Monica, you've been replaced."
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