It is a really bad day for the inhabitants of Earth, when Dolly Parton and The Queen of England both die on the same day.
And to make matters even worse, they both arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time, at the end of a very busy day in Heaven.
Yep, You guessed it there is only room for one of them.
The Angel guarding the gate first approaches Dolly, asking if there is any reason why she should be given the place.
Dolly just rolls her eyes, and removes her skimpy blouse revealing her breast. "Look at these" she said. "These are the most perfect pair of breasts ever created. If I am allowed into Heaven I am sure it would please God to have them here for eternity."
The Angel thanked Dolly, and then turned to The Queen with the same question.
Her Majesty smiled knowingly to herself and from her handbag she took a bottle of Perrier Water and proceeded to drink it all.
She then asked to use the bathroom where she had a twinkle and pressed the button on the wall. Then returned to where Dolly and the Angel waited.
The Angel gave Dolly a sad look, and opened the Gates and invited The Queen to enter.
Dolly stamped her foot in absolute outrage. "Why her? Why not me? After I showed you one of the greatest creations . All she did was wee in a toilet. What is the story? I need an explanation!!!"
'Gosh, I'm really sorry, Dolly,' replied the Angel, "But the rules are the same, even in Heaven.
"A Royal Flush always Beats a Pair - No Matter How Big They Are."
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