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Betty wasn't sure what to get her husband for his birthday so she went to the General store to see if they could give any help
The salesmas asked about golf clubs.  "No, he doesn't play golf".said Betty
What about a new tennis racquet.  "No, he doesn't play." said Betty
What about fishing ?  "now youre talking" said Betty.  "He loves fishing"
So the salesman points Betty to the fishing section and leaves her to select something.
Betty picks the nicest looking pole in the place and takes it to the salesman.
Great choice" he says. "This pole is our best and it is $70."
Waiting while the fishing pole sale is put through, Betty suddenly needed to fart real bad.
With nowhere to go, she had no choice but let it loose.
The salesman looked up and said "  There you go ma'am.  It all comes up to $80."
Confused , Betty replied, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70."
He said, "It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."