LEAVING EARLY
A Redhead, a Brunette, and a Blonde work together in an office with an attractive female boss.
They notice the boss leaves early every day, Sometimes as early as lunch time and does not return til the next morning.
They get together and decide they can make the most of this, Just wait til she leaves and they can take the rest of the day off. The boss will never know will she. After all, she had never phoned in, or returned once she left. How would she know they went home early?
They decide that just in case something should go wrong they will try out their plan one at a time.
The Brunette gets to go first and she has a great afernoon at the park with her kids and an early night.
The Redhead was next. She went shopping in town and then organised a trip to the theatre with her partner.
Finally it was the Blondes turn. She decided to go home early and surprise her husband with his favourite home cooked meal. She gathered the groceries and hurried home to slip into something more comfortable but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was horrified to see her husband in bed with of all people, her boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, during coffee break, the Brunette and Redhead decide to leave early again and ask if the Blonde was going to go with them. "No way," the Blonde rlies. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
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