A couple days after Christmas little Johnny's Mum was working in the kitchen while listening to her son play with his new electric train set.
Johnny sounded like he needed a sleep and the play was getting noisy and a bit rough.
She was about to head in to pop him off to bed for a nap when she heard the train stop.
OK, Now's a good time.
Then she heard Johnny yelling."Hey all you sons a bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop, before we turn round and go back
All of you waitin' to get on, get in gear and get on the train cause we're leaving".
Johnny's mum was shocked. The things they learn in play group. She looked at Johnny and said, "Johnny, That is not the way to speak. We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go into your room for two hours for a rest. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any more bad language."
Two hours later, the Johnny has had his sleep and feeling better. He comes out of his room and continues playing with his train.
Soon the train pulls back into the station and the mother hears "Attention, All passengers who are disembarking, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one.
For those of you who are boarding, we ask that you stow your hand luggage under the seat, There is no smoking except on the club car.
We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".
"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."
Johnny sounded like he needed a sleep and the play was getting noisy and a bit rough.
She was about to head in to pop him off to bed for a nap when she heard the train stop.
OK, Now's a good time.
Then she heard Johnny yelling."Hey all you sons a bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop, before we turn round and go back
All of you waitin' to get on, get in gear and get on the train cause we're leaving".
Johnny's mum was shocked. The things they learn in play group. She looked at Johnny and said, "Johnny, That is not the way to speak. We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go into your room for two hours for a rest. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any more bad language."
Two hours later, the Johnny has had his sleep and feeling better. He comes out of his room and continues playing with his train.
Soon the train pulls back into the station and the mother hears "Attention, All passengers who are disembarking, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one.
For those of you who are boarding, we ask that you stow your hand luggage under the seat, There is no smoking except on the club car.
We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".
"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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