THE GAMBLER

THE GAMBLER
George regularly went to Vegas for a gambling weekend. He was a lucky guy and usually went home a bit ahead. BUT this time the dice were against him.
He lost everything, and after the last roll of the dice all he had left were the clothes he was wearing and his return ticket home But how to get to the airport?
Out front of the casino was a lone cab waiting. He climbed in the back and asked for the charge to get to the airport. He then explained his situation to the cabbie but nothing he said worked.
He had nothing the cabbie wanted that he could use as security toward the $15.00 charge.
The cabby was adamant. "No payment.. in advance. No ride to the airport.. Get the hell out of the cab".
Poor George. He had no choice but to walk / hitch to the airport, Barely arriving in time to get his flight home
A few weeks later George had enough put away to return to Vegas to see if his luck was back and this time he won big.
Feeling on top of the world, George shoved his winnings in his pocket and headed out to the cab stand.
You guessed it. There he was. The same driver that had given him such a hard time. Parked at the end of the row of cabs.
Now George had not forgiven the cabbie for being so uncharitable. But how could he get back at him.
He thought about it a while then had an idea.
George climbed into the cab at the front of the line, Asked "How much to the airport?" "$15.00" was the reply Then he asked, "And how much for you to give me a blow job on the way?" This got an immediate response. "What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
George then continued this performance along the complete row of waiting cabs.
BUT.. On getting to the final cab owned by his 'mate' He just asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The bored cabby replied "$15 bucks." The businessman agreed and off they went.
As they drove slowly past the long line of still waiting cabs George grinned and gave a thumbs up sign to each driver.