Seven Dwarves and the Pope

The 7 Dwarves decide to visit Rome, and because they are famous, the Pope grants them a special visit to the Vatican.
As usual, the others act discretely except Dopey, who seems to have something troubling him.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, What is the problem?"

"Excuse me your Excellency, but.. Are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" asks Dopey.
What an odd question, thinks the Pope " He scratches his head and takes a moment to think,"No, Dopey, I don't believe there are any dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope is really puzzled now. It is hardly a calling for a male, dwarf miner. He again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, I don't believe that there are any dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back, now looking desperate, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
"Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"