Grandpa and his twenty something grandson are watching a racy movie on television, Gramps is mildly amused.
"You kids today think you invented sex! Well I got news for you. Sex isn't just for young people you know? Your grandmother and I still have a great sex life! In fact, ,we have oral sex almost every night!"
The young man almost chokes on his brew. "You do?" he asks incredulously.
"Sure we do," Gramps says. "Every night we go upstairs to bed. I take my teeth out and then she takes her teeth out."
The boy is starting to get nervous wondering how much information the old man is about to reveal.
"Then i go to my side of the bed and she goes to hers. We stare into each other's eyes as we pull back the blankets."
The boy is about to explode TMI TMI he is thinking.
"Then just before we get into bed, I yell SCREW YOU!!! And then your grandmother yells YEAH? WELL SCREW YOU TOO!"
The young man fainted.
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