HILLBILLY GROOM

BillyJoe goes to NewYork to find himself a bride. He doesn't fancy any of the local relatives that were available. Billy Joe is not too bright, but he has a huge inheritance to entice the lady of his choice
He goes around the nightclubs and bars, and finally sees a beautiful blonde that fits the list of requirements he has(Not a very long list).
It takes a while to convince the young lady that she should marry him. He doesn't look that good, he sounds pretty strange and he smels.. But one look at the rock in the ring he has in his pocket and she agrees.
Not wanting to waste any time, and afraid she may change her mind BillyJoe arranges the wedding to take place the next day.
The wedding and reception go beautifully.
Then BillyJoe panics. What to do on the wedding night. What does this beautiful city girl expect??
So BillyJoe phones home and speaks to his Pa. He has one of these new fangled phones that he can keep in his pocket. He can just ask q's as the situation arises.
Pa explains. "Now BillyJoe, Take her up to your room and you will both get undressed"
BillyJoe goes to the bathroomto ask what next.. "OK Pa" says BillyJoe "That was easy. Then what is next"
"Next BillyJoe.. get her into your bed. son, you have to get her into bed first."
Billy Joe goes at and gets his new bride into bed, then excuses himself again.
He calls Pa and asks what next.
"Okay, son, this is the big one..! Listen up carefully.., Ya put the hardest part of your body into the place she pees."
BillyJoe does this, then calls Pa. "Okay Pa, I got me head in the dunny, Now what do I do?"