Violet and Mildred were out cruising in their cadilac
The husbands had usually driven, but both passed on recently so the girls decided to try out some independance.
The old dears were barely tall enough to see over the dashboard.
As they cruised along, they came to an intersection.
The traffic light was red but they just went on through.
Violet thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
A bit further down the road the come to another intersection.
Again the light was red, and again they went right through.
This time, Violet was almost sure that the light had been red... But was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and cried, "Whaaatt. Oh s#@t ! Am I driving?"
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