Bar bet

Two guys, one blonde, the other brunette, were in a bar, and both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the brunette. “Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the blonde guy. “Your on!”, The guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The blonde guy sadly digs in his pocket and hands the brunette the money. “I can’t take your money,” said the brunette. “I cheated you. I saw this story on the five o’clock news.” “No, no. Take it,” said the blonde guy. “I saw the five o’clock news too. I just didn’t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!”