HEALING

Ma and Pa were watching a religious program on television..

The Evangelist called to all who needed healing
Come to the television, Place one hand on the set.
The other hand should placed on the area requiring healing..

Ma hobbled slowly across the room and placed one hand on the TV and the other on her arthritic hip...

Pa made his way across the room, and like wise placed one hand on the set and the other on his crotch..

Ma was disgusted..
"You just don't get it do you?
You silly old coot..
The purpose of this is to heal the sick, Not raise the dead.....