A blonde was whipper snippering her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed the animal, along with its severed tail to her nearest Woolworths.
The manger looked at her in horror and asked, "Why Woolworths?"
"Hellooo!" the blonde cried, "Woolworths is the largest retailer in Australia!"
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