The seven dwarfs are on holiday, traveling the World. On their journey they stop off in Rome, where Dopey wants to see the Pope. They go to Vatican City and stand outside the Papal home.
The other 6 dwarfs stand back a way whilst Dopey walks up to the Pope's residence and knocks on the door. The Pope answers and Dopey falls to his knees and clutches the Pope's robe.
" Father, please, tell me, for I must know. Are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
"No, my son," replies the Pope, " there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." Happy smiled.
" Father, Father-in that case are there any dwarf nuns in Italy ?"
" No my son," replies the Pope, "there are no dwarf nuns in Italy." Happy grinned but the other dwarfs smirked.
" Well then!" exclaimed Dopey, " are there any dwarf nuns in Europe at all ?"
" No my son there are no European dwarf nuns." replied the Pope. By this stage Happy has tears running from his eyes and is almost laughing out loud. The other dwarfs seem barely able to control themselves.
" Please Father tell me this! " impolres Dopey, "are there ANY dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the World?"
" I am truly sorry my son but there is no such thing as a dwarf nun."
Happy rolls around on the floor, holding his sides and chortling at the top of his voice. Even Grumpy is smiling.
" Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!" they sang.
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