Little Johnny attends a ritzy private school in London.
One morning the teacher asked the children to stand up and tell the others what their father did for a living.
One by one the children complied.
All the typical answers came out, Doctor, Policeman, Lawyer, OIC, Member of Parliament, etc, but Little Johnny at the back seemed reluctant to join in.
Finally, when all the other children were finished, the teacher asked him about his father.
Little Johnny stood up and looked uncharacteristically embarrassed.
Looking at his feet he started...
“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club. He takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.”
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Johnny aside. This was a major revelation. Possibly notifiable.
He sat Johnny down and asked him if that was really true.
“No” said Johnny, “I made it all up. He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say.”
One morning the teacher asked the children to stand up and tell the others what their father did for a living.
One by one the children complied.
All the typical answers came out, Doctor, Policeman, Lawyer, OIC, Member of Parliament, etc, but Little Johnny at the back seemed reluctant to join in.
Finally, when all the other children were finished, the teacher asked him about his father.
Little Johnny stood up and looked uncharacteristically embarrassed.
Looking at his feet he started...
“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club. He takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.”
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Johnny aside. This was a major revelation. Possibly notifiable.
He sat Johnny down and asked him if that was really true.
“No” said Johnny, “I made it all up. He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say.”
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