The business trip was nearing the end and he decided to have a look around the city.
He had heard about the sights Sydney had to offer, but that was not quite what he was looking for this particular evening.
He had seen the amazing Opera House, and walked over the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
Tonight he was heading for "The Cross".
It didn't take long and he found what a wanted. Nice slim, long legged hooker.
"How much for a hand job?" he asks
"100 Bucks" relies the hooker with a gorgeous smile.
"WHAT!! 100 Bucks?? That's a lot of money"
The hooker smiled again "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs. I guarantee it'll be the best you've had."
He had made some pretty good sales this trip so gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.
The next day he finds her and asks "How much for a head job?"
"200 dollars" and again that smile. The smile alone makes his knees weak.
"200 dollars?? That's a lot of money"
She pointed down to the pier and said "See that yacht? I paid for that by giving head jobs."
Same deal. He gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life.
On hist last day in town he again goes to The Cross and finds the hooker in the same place. "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package."
"10,000 dollars'
"10,000 dollars?? Now that's just too much."
This time she laughed, and pointed into the harbour "You see that island"
This time he is gob smacked.. YEAH he says.
"Well I got my eye on that Island, but first I need $10,000 to get me a pussy."
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