Never trust a sailor..
A young lady is so depressed that she decides to end it all. She goes down to the docks, prepared to throw herself into the water.
A handsome young sailor finds her there and tries to change her mind.
He puts his arm around her and whispers in her ear.
"You have so much to live for. there's a big world out there to discover. Tomorrow we are heading for Europe. I can smuggle you aboard and you can come too? I will keep you happy and you can do the same for me?"
She agrees: What has she got to lose? And when the coast is clear he sneaks aboard with her and hides her in a life boat.
He supplies bedding and other necessities for their comfort.
He takes her food and water each day. And they make love every night,
Several weeks later the covering tarp is pulled back and she is found by the captain.
"What ever are you doing in there?" the bemused Captain asks.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explains. "He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He sure is, lady," says the Captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
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