Married 32 years, He took a look at his wife one day and said,
"Honey, 32 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old.
Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 52-year-old woman.
You're not holding up your side of things."
She is a very reasonable woman.
She had no problems with that.
She told him to go out and find a hot 20-year-old blonde to sleep with. (If the fat slob could find one silly enough to agree.)
She could make sure that he would be back living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black-and-white TV.
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