Albert and Dot decide to visit their grandson and his family in Darwin.
Albert is a bit of a sticky beak, and he notices a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's medicine cabinet.
Hmmm thinks Albert. :-)
That evening Albert takes his son aside,
He explains about finding the pills,
And that for a long time, he has wanted to try the "little blue pills".
The grandson wasn't too keen on the idea.
He had read about the possible side effects, in particular the effects on elderly men.
BUT.. No matter what he said, it made no difference to Albert.
His mind was made up.
Finally, almost completely worn down, he tries a new ploy. "Besides, those pills cost $8.00 each ".
"I don't care", says Albert, "I want to try it"
"OK, OK", the grandson hands Albert one powerful blue pill.
The following evening, the grandson finds $108.00 dollars placed neatly on his bed. Curious, he goes and asks Albert why he left so much money.
....The old man explains, "I didn't, I only left $8.00 for the pill.
....The $100.00 is from your grandmother."
Albert is a bit of a sticky beak, and he notices a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's medicine cabinet.
Hmmm thinks Albert. :-)
That evening Albert takes his son aside,
He explains about finding the pills,
And that for a long time, he has wanted to try the "little blue pills".
The grandson wasn't too keen on the idea.
He had read about the possible side effects, in particular the effects on elderly men.
BUT.. No matter what he said, it made no difference to Albert.
His mind was made up.
Finally, almost completely worn down, he tries a new ploy. "Besides, those pills cost $8.00 each ".
"I don't care", says Albert, "I want to try it"
"OK, OK", the grandson hands Albert one powerful blue pill.
The following evening, the grandson finds $108.00 dollars placed neatly on his bed. Curious, he goes and asks Albert why he left so much money.
....The old man explains, "I didn't, I only left $8.00 for the pill.
....The $100.00 is from your grandmother."
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