These four friends have golfed together every Sat. morning for years. One of them is 15 minutes late every so often. He is also ambidextrous - sometimes he plays right handed, sometimes left. But he always wins. One day, one of the other three finally decides to ask him. "How do you know whether to play right or left handed?"
The guy replies. "Well, you guys know I am married to a 21 year old former stripper, right? Well, she sleeps completely naked. Every saturday morning, I tiptoe around to get ready for golf so as not to wake her. The last thing I do before I leave is check to see if she is covered. If she is sleeping on her left side, I play left handed. If she is on her right side, I play right handed."
His friend asks "What if she's sleeping on her back?"
"Well, those are the days I'm 15 minutes late!"
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