NON STOP FLIGHT

Imagine..
A plane flight from Sydney to Hollywood.
A blonde is seated in economy class.
After around an hour or so she gets up and starts to wander around.

Up and down the aisle.
In and out of any spare seats.
She tried the window seats.
She tried the aisle seats.
She tried the "extra leg room" seats near to the emergency exits.
At one stage she even tried the Gents Rest Room.

Finally she settled down quite comfortably in a window seat in First Class.,

As you may imagine, this is rather worrying activity in our present climate with bomb threats etc

A flight attendant who watched all the carry on, went over to her and politely explained that she had to move back to economy class .
She had paid for economy and she needed to stay in that area.
Plus, if she looked at her ticket, the number printed matched the number quite clearly shown above the economy class seat.
The blonde smiled happily and replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm flying to Hollywood and I'm staying right here."

After several attempts to explain to the blonde why she had to return to economy class, the flight attendant gave up.
She went to the cockpit and explained the situation to the pilot and co-pilot.
The co-pilot said, "Let me try."

He went up to the blonde and politely tried to explain to her why she needed to return to her seat in economy class.

But the blonde only replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Hollywood and I'm staying right here."

Frustrated, the co-pilot returned to the cockpit.
He suggested that perhaps they should have the airline call the police and have her arrested when they land.

"Wait a minute," said the pilot.
"Did you say she's blonde? I can handle this. My wife is a blonde. I speak Blonde."
So he went up to the woman sitting in first class and whispered something in her ear.

"I'm so sorry," said the blonde, and she promptly got up and returned to her seat in economy class.

"What did you say to her?" ask the astonished flight attendant and co-pilot.

To which the pilot replied, "I just told her that first class isn't going to Hollywood."